Gone but not forgotten

It being the day after the day after the Jive Turkey took a belated Thanksgiving dive, I suppose it was predictable that they would start censoring anything that anybody had ARd in the dying moments. Since no-one is likely to want to retrieve anything much from the archives of the twelve month life of GD it seems a rather pointless PR exercise, although maybe they are allowing the Lithium AIbots to prowl the forum before they freeze it. The same sort of censorship would seem to emanate from idiot part-time homeworkers who combine their forum moderation duties with illegal child-sitting as from an electronic cut and delete mech.

Here is the joke post that they decided to delete:

Pepski is strolling down the street in Los Angeles and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. Pepski is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
Pepski says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me urinate vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When Pepski gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and urinates in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

Pepski yells to his domesticated servant, "Susabic, Susabic, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and Pepski takes another glass out of the cupboard and urinates into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Susabic is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night Pepski comes home from work and tells Susabic to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to urinate in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and Pepski comes home and shouts, "Susabic grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." Susabic gets a glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

Pepski begins to urinate in the glass and when he fills it Susabic asks him, "But Pepski, why do we need only one glass?" Pepski raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my dear, you drink from the bottle."

Pep (I know it's unbelievable: no-one walks in LA, but this is a joke, right)

PS Previously life had been like this:

Pepski told Susabic to go shopping: "Buy one bottle of vodka, and if they have eggs, get  a dozen."
A short time later Susabic returns with just a case of vodka.
Pepski asks her: "Why the hell did you buy twelve bottles of vodka?"
She replied: "They had eggs."

That English language is really a bitch isn't it!