Here is the joke post that they decided to delete:
Pepski says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me urinate vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When Pepski gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and urinates in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
Pepski yells to his domesticated servant, "Susabic, Susabic, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and Pepski takes another glass out of the cupboard and urinates into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Susabic is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night Pepski comes home from work and tells Susabic to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to urinate in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and Pepski comes home and shouts, "Susabic grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." Susabic gets a glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
Pepski begins to urinate in the glass and when he fills it Susabic asks him, "But Pepski, why do we need only one glass?" Pepski raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my dear, you drink from the bottle."
Pep (I know it's unbelievable: no-one walks in LA, but this is a joke, right)
PS Previously life had been like this:
Pepski told Susabic to go shopping: "Buy one bottle of vodka, and if they have eggs, get a dozen."
A short time later Susabic returns with just a case of vodka.
Pepski asks her: "Why the hell did you buy twelve bottles of vodka?"
She replied: "They had eggs."
That English language is really a bitch isn't it!